

Just kick this thing into high gear and let–" Įddy: "KANKERS!"Įd: "EXTREME CLOSE-UP!"

Fabricated from everyday suburban litter in order to increase our velocity within our ever-shrinking window of opportunity."Įddy: "Yawn. Eddy, LOOK!" Įddy: "Where'd this wagon come from, hotshot?"Įdd: "Necessity, Eddy. Hightail it, gentlemen! At this rate we'll never make it there in time!"Įd: "Gentle as a kitten in a tree. I think you owe Ed and I an apology, leaving us with that mess to clean up."Įd: "Jawbreaker, Double D!" Įdd: "Wait! Curse promotional giveaways."Įdd: "Oh, my. I'm poundin' you, dork."Įdd: "Serves you right, Eddy. Coming, Ed!"Įdd: "Hardly noticeable, Ed." Sarah: "Clean it up! Or I'm telling mom." Įddy: "No time! The store's closing in–" "I gotta get me a jawbreaker!"Įdd: "Oh, sure! Why help clean up, Eddy? After all, we don't want free jawbreakers, do we, Ed?"Įdd: "The gall of that Eddy." "Leaving us stranded. Sarah: "Mom says you've gotta clean up that mess or you're in big trouble!"Įd: "But Sarah, if we don't get to the candy store, we don't get jawbreakers!" The store closes in ten minutes."Įdd: "For viewing on the go? Well, I didn't say the future was practical."Įddy: "Jawbreakers! Free!" "Only ten minutes left!" Įddy: "Hurry up, before they're all–" It's customer appreciation day at the candy store, and they're giving away jawbreakers for free!"Įddy: "FREE? YEEHA!"

Nazz: "What's with the styling clothes, Eddy?"Įddy: "Where'd you get that jawbreaker, Nazz?" "Bazooka-chin Kevin, right?" You know that, don'tcha?" "Yeah yeah, the line starts over there." "Hey! How 'bout I stick my foot right–" Jonny: "Right on!" Įddy: "I'm a sap for ya. Everyday tasks such as walking will be a thing of the past–in the future! Why, even the instinctive exertion of eating becomes effortless, my friend."Įdd: "All with the mere push of a button." "Let's see, hygiene, wash, press, launder" "Ah! Here we go!"Įdd: "Not a problem! The future knows no stain." Įdd: "Lounge, as futuristic ingenuity removes any evidence of unmanageable edibles." Jonny: "Wow, Plank! The floor is moving!"Įdd: "That's modernization, Jonny. Jonny: "Plank wants to know if we'll live on Mars."Įddy: "Maybe, maybe not." Įddy: "The answers, my friend, are blowin' in the wind." Eddy: "Hey there, brave conquistador! Welcome to Ed's Peek Into the Future!" "See what marvels await you in the world of tomorrow! Only twenty-five cents." "Each, that is."
